What is your home town and state?
Dan Diego, CA – but I prefer not to be defined by the boundaries and artificial lines created by man

What AFL team do you support?
The Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego

What do you do for work?
Whatever pays the bills

How long have you been playing footy?
Still waiting to attend my first practice [that’s ok Daniel, we are still waiting for you to actually show up!]

What position do you play? (Or think you will/want to)
Since I’m not tall enough to play ruck I’ll settle for the crumber

What’s your favourite food post game?
Tylenol, pickle juice and 1/2 a 6 pack of DoxXXs

What sport did you play before footy?
Gin Rummy online – beat the game first try and switch to footy… where I’m still waiting for my first practice

Favourite TV show?
ones without commercials

What’s 1 fun fact about you?
I have nothing but fun facts so it’s hard to narrow it down to just one

If you were known for one thing, what would it be?
Telling the world’s greatest fishing stories

You’ve got $5 left in your wallet and it’s your shout at the bar. What do you do…?
Request Neil Diamond’s ‘Sweet Caroline’ and sit back as the drinks are bought for me